I am Lancaster Elite.

Look, I get it—cleaning windows is one of those tasks that sounds simple until you're halfway through and realize you've just smeared dirt around in artistic circles. That's where I come in. I'm Cyrus Schick, and I started Lancaster Elite Window Cleaning because I actually enjoy making glass sparkle (yes, my friends think I'm weird too). I use professional squeegees, purified water, and a genuine obsession with streak-free results to make your windows so clear you'll walk into them at least once. Fair warning: that's not covered by my insurance, but your compliments afterward make it worth it.

What makes us different? Honestly, I answer my phone—revolutionary, I know. Need your windows cleaned before your in-laws visit tomorrow? I've got same-day emergency service for exactly that panic. Whether it's your home, your storefront, or that one window you've been staring at for six months thinking "I should really clean that," I'll handle it. Inside, outside, frames, sills—the whole deal. And if you're wondering whether I'm actually good at this or just confident, I'm both.